Zoe Chinese Firefly Serenity

The Bear Den

A pseudo-account of my existence

Casting my eye on February, and quaking
Zoe Chinese Firefly Serenity
[info]artemishi

If I thought February would be any less hectic than January, I was a fool.

This month, my boss has given 50% of my time to a project that takes place in another location in Seattle (and I AM counting commute times as part of my work day, damnit). I know absolutely nothing about this project, so I'm a little concerned about being lost and overwhelmed. The fact that my "to do" whiteboard list has 24 items on it already (of varying length/effort) is a bit intimidating. This also means that my telecommuting privileges on Fridays are indefinitely suspended, and my work hours may lengthen considerably in order to accomodate both bosses.

This month, I must find a renter for the condo. I am conducting an Open House on Saturday to that end, and hopefully fruit will come of it. In the meantime, I am reposting the ad everywhere, including on paper form in my work building, the local grocery stores, and the local coffee shops. Desperate? Definitely.

This month, I am starting my first business class, for Temptress. I have never taken a business class before, so I'm curious.

This month I am pursuing another avenue of money making which may or may not pan out, depending largely on myself. I'll know more on Monday 2/8.

This month, I am supposed to have a work holiday on 2/15, but due to a server move I will in fact be working that Sat, Sun, and Mon. No perks. Just drudgery. I have my fingers crossed that someone brings in donuts and coffee to share. Maybe that should be me. Hrmm...

This month, I am tasked with sewing two calzone, or Italian 1500s breeches/bloomers, and embroidering them for a competition in early March. The construction should not be too hard. I hope. But I have never embroidered anything in my life (aside from a really bad attempt at a rosebud for Adam's favor, which failed). I have materials to gather for all of this, as well as actual sewing to do. Good thing my weekends are somewhat open...aside from this one.

This month, as usual, I have D&D every Thursday and my CSA pickup every other Wednesday.

And, oh yeah, I am sick with some sort of headcold thingy that, despite a relatively sedentary weekend, is getting worse instead of better. Chief among symptoms are exhaustion, stomach cramps whenever I eat anything, coughing, stuffed and runny nose, sinus pressure, and wicked sore throat.

I hope to be able to end this damned Geico claim this month, which would be a huge load off my shoulders. Getting a roommate would be another huge weight off me. I've also been in a bit of a lonely/pining funk lately, which I need to get over before V-day. My lack of single female friends geographically close to me means less comiserating on that blasted Hallmark holiday.

Luckily, I also have SU to tide me through this month, and a multitude of upcoming SCA events in April and beyond. If I can survive until then. :)

Sweet endings
Zoe Chinese Firefly Serenity
[info]artemishi

I have settled the auto half of this whole Geico mess, and today Sascha was towed away. This is a huge relief, and a temporary stopgap in the arterial wound that is my finances right now.

I will be very relieved when the injury half of this Geico mess is over and done with. And when I have a roommate to share the condo with. I'm having an Open House in a week, which I am hoping will help.

I am also pursuing avenues of money making that require bodily sacrifice, but don't sound too terribly painful. The biggest issue there is keeping my weight down. I tried skipping dinner last night to get myself on a more 'large lunch, tiny dinner' track. At 8pm my body rebelled and I snarfed down a bowl of oatmeal. Damn that survival instinct!

I unpacked my last box today, which feels like a win. I still have organizing to do, and decorating (as soon as I do grocery shopping past 2, which includes getting picture hangers), so it's not totally over just yet. But progress is good.

So I spent all day getting stuff done, and now it's 3pm and I feel like death warmed over. This is the conundrum of my life- being active makes me physically and psychologically happier. But it also increases my chances of getting sick. And once I'm sick, I can't be active (or I can, but it makes the illness more prolonged and painful). See the viscious cycle there?

Here's to hoping February (and Imbolc) brings more peace, health, and prosperity to all of us!



Awed by SIN
Zoe Chinese Firefly Serenity
[info]artemishi
I commissioned a piece from the lovely and talented [info]sinicallytwsted a while back, wanting to decorate my condo in Art Nuevaeu styles of beauty. I asked for the style, but left the rest up to her creative mastermind.

The results did not leave me wanting.
Beauty below the cut... )

Warning: Emotional outburst ahead
Zoe Chinese Firefly Serenity
[info]artemishi

Here I am, on the eve of my flight to see Adam. I should be relaxed. I should be ecstatic. I should be feeling fine.

I am the opposite of these things.

Long. Very long. You are forewarned. )



Open Letter to the Universe
Zoe Chinese Firefly Serenity
[info]artemishi
Dear Universe,
Thank you, for everything you have given me. Even the bad stuff that forced me to grow and sacrifice and be introspective. There are so many things I want to do, and so little time to grab hold of all the amazing opportunities in my life. Sometimes, this stresses me out. But I'm trying to stay positive, even when I have to watch opportunities float by while I finish other things. Maybe it would help if I was more specific and detailed about what I wanted, instead of my usual "Oh, shiny!" approach. So here's some clarification:

I would love to be able to explore gastronomy through cooking. I'm thinking things from Mastering the Art of French Cooking, and the Time Life ethnic food series, and Intercourses, those lovely meals made for two (or more) that delight all the senses. I find myself so low on time, energy, and money that I often resort to quick and easy meals, like stir fry. I'd like to branch out now, and have the ability to cook and bake these amazing dishes.

I would also love to be able to continue sewing and costuming at a rate that provides me with varied, and good, garb. I am blessed to have two talented instructors to guide me on my way, and enough fabric to drown in. If I could have the time and energy to keep sewing, I just know it would enhance my life.

I would also love to be able to teach more, through Seattle Free School. It has given me confidence in things I didn't think I was much of a master for. It has also benefitted the community, and given me some new friends and skills. I think it would be wonderful to help contribute to the success of Seattle Free School this year, and in the coming years.

I would love to be able to contribute to the health and well-being of the local orca population. Whether this means donating proceeds from my writing to whale outreach and education, or getting a graduate degree and working in the field, or something else entirely, I want to help. In a large way.

Along similar lines, I'd also like to visit the orcas a few times a year. They are family, and I miss them a lot. Seeing them at Lime Kiln rejuvinates me like nothing else, and brings me pure joy. I would love to be able to do this more often.

I'd like to write more fiction. I am enjoying it, though deadlines and expectations around it stress me out. I had begun thinking of it as a means to an end- become a published author and I can quit the day job and address the things on the list above. But I think Sir Stephen has the healthier, and better, approach- write because I love to write, and I want to bring an enjoyment of reading to people. If I get published, great. If not, great. But write, and share, and enjoy it.

The other stuff is fluff, really. I work because I need money to do any of the things above, as well as provide for myself. I enjoy spending time with loved ones, and would like to do that often. But really, it all comes back to the list.

With thanks and much love,
Me =)

There and Back Again
Zoe Chinese Firefly Serenity
[info]artemishi
I returned from a good solid 12th Night weekend to find divorce, death, and engagement awaiting on Facebook. Also, my mother (screw screening my status messages, she gets the full monty now). So congrats to Sarah, who is taking another step on the journey with her love, who by all accounts it entirely comprised of awesome. And also handsome. You go, girl!
Condolences to Melissa, on the death of Aiden. I don't really know what happened, as he was the young sprightly puppy, and my buddy. I would have expected Tessla to pass before he did. I wish I could hug Melissa and Syn and the menagerie right now.
And my thoughts are with Traci as well. I'm not sure what is appropriate in this situation. Condolences? Hugs? I don't know the story, and it's not mine to know, and neither can I offer anything that might help. But it grieves me to see friends in pain.
And congrats to ANOTHER Sarah, who got engaged (oh, you two, starting a good trend!) to someone I know nothing about, but if he makes her happy that's all that counts. And if he sews, that's a bonus.
And congrats to Pat the Coworker, on his very sekrit engagement. :D

While that was going on, I made a new friend (single ladies- he lives in LA, and he rocks). I also wore that silver Venetian I've been sewing like a madwoman. I need to do a few teeny alterations on the sleeves, but in all it is a huge success. YAY! I got many compliments, almost all of which came from women. When I grumbled about the courtesan not ever getting flirted with, I was informed that An Tir is not a flirting kind of Kingdom, as, of course, people here do that Seattle freeze thing. Well, whatever, I'm still rocking the dress. I did not do many things this weekend that I wanted to do. But I feel like I helped make it a good weekend for a few good friends. And staying in a room with five other people was like summer camp. You know the opening scene to Branagh's "Much Ado About Nothing"? That was us, when we arrived on Friday. And lots of champagne, beautiful gowns, window shopping, harumphing, lacing, knighting, court, and stuffing our faces later, I can say it was a successful event and I'm glad I went. I'm smacking myself upside the head for not getting pics of myself in said dress, but it will be worn again (with the horns and all).

And of course, I now have more to add to the possible sewing list. Namely, calzone for Kingdom A&S, in March (which means I need to start sewing them when I return from NY), and a Neapolitan-style dress for the April Spanish-themed Madrone feast. Hrmmmm....

I have the lame
Zoe Chinese Firefly Serenity
[info]artemishi

I would like to be at the party upstairs, being beautiful in silks and chatting up cute (?) men and drinking homemade mead and imported scotch. Instead, I am sitting in bed with three other women in the room who are sleeping or attempting sleep. You see, the thing about getting older is that your brain and heart still want to live it up, but your body says no. It then becomes a matter of will and persistence. And also, being shy about being in a room full of strangers. And getting a headache from all the noise.

Damn getting older making me seem all lame and missing an opportunity to rock the room in a dress I worked my fingers to the bone to produce.
 



2009 Meme
Zoe Chinese Firefly Serenity
[info]artemishi

Time for a frivolous post that has nothing to do with sewing. Yay! :D

Bring the lengthy time-wasting, minstrel! )



Hiccups
Zoe Chinese Firefly Serenity
[info]artemishi

I've led a pretty damned good life so far. So when frustrating things pop up to block my progress on activities, or keep me from completing goals, I tend to get really upset. Maybe more than is appropriate. For instance, me not getting to go to SCA 12th Night this weekend, even given all my hard work on the costumes, is not the end of the world. Disappointing, frustrating, and embarassing (to flake yet again), but survivable. And probably the smarter decision in terms of my health and getting the house fixed. Still, it has me grumbling. In between coughing fits.

Yep, I'm sick again. I caught it over Christmas, from my Mom, and it hasn't seen fit to leave. It doesn't help, I'm sure, that I'm staying up until midnight to sew, and pretty much running myself raw. I miss being invincible, like I was back in middle and high school. Gods only know how I will deal with being past 60 and all fragile and slow. Ugh. I have 8 hours of sick time that I can take this month, BUT I have been warned that I've already drawn negative attention to myself for taking so much sick time before (swine flu, bad migraines, mental health days, sinus infections, flu, etc). And even though I'm entitled to the time, if I take it so regularly, they'll think I'm worthless in this place and lay me off to save money. And you know what? They would. I'm underworked and not a skilled IT person (because, ya know, I was hired to be a technical writer, not IT), and it would be a financially savvy move for them to lay me off.

And that wall-punching thing? Still hurting. My hand seems ok, but my arm, especially the joints of my wrist and elbow, are aching and hurt every time I type. It feels very similar to when I had to get PT for my repetitive movement injury/tennis elbow from work. Fantastic.

And the house? Broken heater in my room, no hot water in my bathroom, plugged kitchen sink, total mess of boxes, no roommate (not even a potential one)...it's as much of a mess as I am.

The good news is, I'm taking a trip to New York Jan 20th, and I'm going to have a great time. There is no other option. And thanks to Eros for fixing that issue- that was really swift.



AAAARGH!
Zoe Chinese Firefly Serenity
[info]artemishi

http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%253A%252F%252Fwww.youtube.com%252Fwatch%253Fv%253DpUXpO3SB8yI&h=65e4298a2c25a6aaf2f04a0e0728d8b5&ref=mf

That is all.

What, do I smell like honey?
Zoe Chinese Firefly Serenity
[info]artemishi
Dear Eros,
Thanks for throwing several men at me in this, the beginning of a new year. Seriously, right now, I only want that one I cannot apparently have (or have a veryteeny chance of having). Not that I don't appreciate your willingness to keep me from sleeping alone tonight, but I'm choosing to do so anyway. If there's any way you could possibly string these guys out, so I didn't feel totally overwhelmed by them, I'd appreciate it much more. Also, if you could make them closer to my age, not married, and perhaps more interesting, that'd be great (and if they HAVE to be older and/or married, might I suggest those two I have previously pined over?). Also, maybe, back some of them off me a bit, because feeling this hounded actually sucks more than it rocks. I am a little curious, though- is this your concept of a consolation prize, or do they just smell the heartbreak on me and take me for an easy kill now that I'm wounded? Either way, please...just less of the intense right now. Thanks.
-Me

A Year in Review
Zoe Chinese Firefly Serenity
[info]artemishi
In 2009, I
- rejoined the SCA
- briefly dated a man in San Francisco who was a good lover but wouldn't stop pressuring me to get married despite barely knowing him, so we split.
- became good friends with Lori and Margo
- started sewing costumes again
- started my own blog on living green in Seattle, crafty things, and miscellany
- went to SDCC
- got the swine flu
- started really despising my job
- developed some bad anxiety about losing my job
- got an old friend as a roomate
- went to the WA faire
- briefly dated a local guy who turned out to be an asshole in way too many ways, so we split
- wrote two comic book scripts for publication
- met and got close to an awesome man in CA/NY, to the point of considering him my long distance boyfriend (erroneously)
- applied for grad school to pursue my dream of working with orcas
- had and developed an idea for entrepenuership
- moved to a condo just north of where I was
- helped my oldest brother move to WA
- saw Wicked, Avenue Q, and the Indigo Girls
- began a new novel
- read a lot
- lost ten pounds, and gained them back
- made new friends
- stopped hearing from some old friends
- renewed a friendship
- went to a wedding
- became a fan of Shadow Unit, Dr. Who, Castle, and Dollhouse
- performed repeatedly with an acting troupe
- took fencing lessons, very briefly
- taught multiple things through Seattle Free School
- developed a brief crush on the perfect (married) man
- developed a brief crush on a fictional man
- joined a new D&D group
- ate a lot of chocolate

I have a condo! Just not a battery for my camera
Zoe Chinese Firefly Serenity
[info]artemishi

I'll take pics after the whirlwind of unpacking is done. My parents are still in town until tomorrow evening, so Thursday will be the first chance I get to really arrange things. I started on my kitchen last night, but I have a feeling the arrangement of it may change soon.

Also, I am sick. It has gone from sore throat to constant headache, sinus pressure, and plugged nose (waaayyyy back by my eyeballs). Regardless, I will don a mask and continue with life as normal, because there is sewing to be done. Everything has been cut out for my Venetians, but I still need to channel and bone the bodice linings, serge the remaining skirt pieces, serge the boned lining and outer bodice together, sew the bodice pieces (both the thick semi-finished bits and the inner lining), then sew those together (to create three layers), sew the skirt pieces together, then sew the skirt to the bodice. And then there are the accessories... In all, I have all day Friday (yay holiday), Sat, Sun, and three hours or so Monday and Tuesday to do this. And to help Lorenza and Gabriela with their pieces and Their Maj's pieces.

So no rest for the wicked, as usual.

In other news, I am watching a lot of Torchwood, and I think I've gotten to the point where my brain is full. I had a lovely romantic dream last night, only my complication was both himself and Ianto at the same time. It was awesome at the time, but a little odd now. Maybe it's just a reflection on my love of WDMs? Speaking of, Spooksquad, if you haven't seen any Torchwood you totally should. It's fun...and WDMs! :P

Anyway, I will be celebrating New Year's Eve by unpacking. What about the rest of you?



Bright Christmas
Zoe Chinese Firefly Serenity
[info]artemishi

I baked sourdough English muffins last night as a prelude to our traditional Christmas brunch of mimosas and eggs benedict, and they were a success (despite Mom's spaztic bitching about how there was no way I'd succeed). Really, I don't know where this is coming from with her. She still loves me, but it's like she doubts everything I do. Gone are the days of "you can do anything you put your mind to". Now I get "there's no way you will be able to do that". Constantly. WTF? Is this jealousy? Illness? Fear that I'll get hurt (in some way I have never been hurt before, and therefore might not survive)? Or is she experiencing some personality shift? It never truly bugged me until yesterday, when she would not stop nay-saying my baking, despite all evidence to the contrary. I didn't lose it on her (three days with the entire family under one roof and I've only lost it on Noel, and only once, thus far). But it did affect me more than I'd like.

Anyway, despite my weeping last night (a bi product of not being pregnant- thanks, hormones- and missing my complication fiercely, and then getting wound up in my own fears about that), Christmas was pretty awesome this year. The stocking stuffers were all a great success, and I am awash in dark chocolate, books, and fun toys. Oh, and kitchen gadgets and a new hummingbird feeder. Yay! We also laughed a lot today, and took a stroll in the afternoon, which was very nice. Both brunch and dinner were a success (as was my key lime pie for dessert), without anyone being stuck slaving away in the kitchen. This may be the lowest drama Christmas day since I graduated high school, thank the gods. Oh, and I had champagne in the morning and about 30 ounces of cider tonight, so that didn't hurt.

Tomorrow I start hauling my boxes to the condo. That in itself is exciting. I'm hoping to unpack a bit on Sunday, after I do a cleansing/blessing spell. Though, to be honest, the energy of the place is fantastic. The previous owner cleaned a LOT, and it feels very well-aired in that respect. I may just crack open some cider and salt to annoint the linels and ward the place, and call it good. I won't be able to acually sleep there until after the 30th, as Noel is using my mattress while our parents are here. But since I can't move that over without a U-Haul trailer anyway, it works.

And my gift to you all is the Simon's Cat videos link: http://www.youtube.com/user/simonscat?blend=1&ob=4
Watch, and enjoy.



Shoggoth and Serging
Zoe Chinese Firefly Serenity
[info]artemishi
I have shoggoth!
I baked my very first sourdough anything the other day, and it was a huge success. Evan has declared it the Best Thing Beth Has Ever Baked (which, I admit, is bittersweet praise). But it IS fantastically nummy. I made two loaves, from Ovid (the shoggoth I received from MadGastronomer), who is multiplying like a pro. Seriously, this little monster loves to reproduce in the cold and dark (he's such a Seattleite!). The bread came out chewy, moist, and bursting with flavor, which makes me happy. And three days later, it's still good. Yay! The next foray will be sourdough pretzels, bagels, pancakes...and if I dare, crumpets and English muffins. The gauntlet has been thrown that IF we do the traditional eggs benedict brekkie for Christmas morning, I should make sourdough English muffins. No pressure. ;)

In other news, now all pieces of my silver Venetian and purple Venetian have been cut out, and supplies have been readied. I surged the skirt bits for the purple Venetian (yay serger!) and so that will be ready to go soon. New Years Day will find me sewing boning channels, serging inner lining the outer silk, boning said bodices, and making skirts. I'm crossing fingers that I can get it done in the 8 days I will have (well, 7 really) between New Years and Twelfth Night.

In the meantime, it looks like we will close on the condo (finally!) on the 28th. If all goes according to plan, I will take truckloads of my stuff over every day that week after work, and then rent a U-Haul tow for my desk and queen bed (aka The Bohemiths in my collection). Then maybe I can find the rest of my costume pieces.

SIN, you rock my world.
Zoe Chinese Firefly Serenity
[info]artemishi
So I got this package in the mail today....well, two packages, with the same address. Naturally, I tore into them. And then spent several minutes cackling in glee. :D Joy behind the cut... )

I'm Ba-ack!
Zoe Chinese Firefly Serenity
[info]artemishi
Setting aside my inner Seamstress apparently only works for so long. Same with my inner Planner. And it takes emergency holiday overload to bring them out, roaring like a hog engine down a highway, again.

SCA 12th Night masked ball and court et al is Jan 8-10. As I helped create (mostly iron) Their Majesties garb for stepping up last summer, I am also helping create (and iron) their garb for stepping down at this event. Thus, I need to attend, in a good outfit (as there may be a call in front of the populace, and looking like a matchstick girl simply would not do). That's how this started. Now, I do love me the camping events. They're more of a pain, but they entail a certain peasant-like freedom and remind me of my halcyon ren faire days. This will be my first fancy event, and as a Venetian courtesan, I ought to make a showing of it. Thus, it has been decided that a new purple side-closure Venetian gown will be made (by me, with help from Gabriela y Lorenza). That's all well and good, but it's a 3 day event.

So after much panic and meepage and doubt of my sewing-under-pressure skills, I was bribed with silver dupioni *le sigh*. So for the masked ball, Isabella di Lucca will be attending as Winter (or Rainy Season), in silver and greys and black, with lots of sparkly things to emulate raindrops.

So here's the to-do list:
+ Draft new pattern from existing red Venetian (shorter waist on sides, revised shoulder/side bust area for better fit) with lining material and fit until perfect.
+ Use lining pieces to cut out purple and silver fabric, and second lining.
+ Cut inner lining (canvas) for bodices.
+ Bone inner lining of both dresses.
+ Re-draft full skirt (closed front) pieces, cut out of silver and purple fabrics
+ Redo courtesan horns (clip-in frame to wrap hair around?)
+ Buy durable slipper-like shoes for dancing, preferably in black, line with inserts for padding
+ Sew partlet (off Lynn McMaster's pattern)
+ Put white mask on a stick, embellish with white feather bits

Purple Venetian
+ Serge front to inner lining bits.
+ Sew bodice front to front sides to back sides to back
+ Attach lining to bodice front right and front left pieces on purple dress. .
+ Sew bodice back to back sides, sew lining back to back sides.
+ Attach lining to bodice back and back sides.
+ Handstitch eyelets for side closure on dress.
+ Sew skirt panels for full, closed skirt.
+ Attach skirt to bodice via knife pleating (or whatever is fastest at this point)
+ Hem bottom of skirt
+ Trim bodice seams and bottom of skirt (black velvet ribbon?)
+ Draft new spiral sleeves (on Lynn McMaster's spiral sleeve pattern)
+ Cut sleeve parts
+ Sew sleeves, leaving spaces to pouf/slash
+ Attach false camicia to underside of sleeves, drawn through for poufs, and wrist bit under sleeve
+ Sew button closure on shoulder (and front and back) for looping sleeves attached
+ Need shoulder roll or other shoulder embellishment? (reference painting)
+ Make new veil in non-white color
+ Make new purple/grey/black/gold girdle with hanging cross, whip stitch to dress bodice +
 + Wear with corded petticoat (can't find), gold underskirt (peek through bottom? check), bloomers (check), drop pearl earrings and necklace (check)

Silver "Winter" Venetian
+ Serge front to inner lining.
+ Sew bodice front to front sides to back sides to back
+ Sew lining front to front sides to back sides to back
+ Attach lining to bodice
+ Sew skirt panels for full, closed skirt
+ Attach skirt to bodice via knife pleating (or whatever is fastest at this point)
+ Hem bottom of skirt
+ Draft new sleeves, from Eleanor of Toledo style 
+ Cut sleeve parts
+ Sew sleeves
+ Sew button/pearl closure on shoulder (and front and back) for looping sleeves attached 
+ Make new veil in white with white thread
+ Make new blue/silver/grey/black/white/crystal girdle with hanging something-rainish, whip stitch to dress bodice
+ Wear with camicia (check), corded petticoat (can't find), gold underskirt (for fullness, check), bloomers (check), crystal "rain" earrings and necklace (have?)

Phew! It looks like a lot, but I'm hoping I can zip through it, once I have the pieces drafted and cut. The mask, of course, will be the most fun thing to make. IF I have time, I'd love to make a pair of chopines as well (or alter a lightweight mule platform shoe), and/or a flag fan.

And here's a rough draft of what both dresses will look like, when finished. I need trim for them both. *sigh*

Random Holiday Meme
Zoe Chinese Firefly Serenity
[info]artemishi

Random Happy Holiday Meme


[info]fieryredhead started it, but it's such a sweet idea that I wanted to keep it going. Plus, there's tons of great things I can say about my friends here on LJ, seeing as they are all amazing people (even the ones who haven't posted since 2008....I'm looking at you, [info]sealsrose ). You can read the directions on the post, but essentially it's about posting anonymously all the good things you love about someone, as a reply to their post. Yay! :D

Beth must be smitten- bad poetry alert
Zoe Chinese Firefly Serenity
[info]artemishi
You
and the possibility of you
give me sweaty palms
sweaty dreams
and a dry mouth.

Meme!
Zoe Chinese Firefly Serenity
[info]artemishi
I yanked this from FieryRedHead, for no reason at all (except, perhaps, that I enjoy oversharing). Not that I'm not honest to a fault to begin with, but....

I WILL BE COMPLETELY HONEST FOR 24 HOURS starting now...you can ask me questions. Any question, no matter how crazy, it is. I WILL answer no matter what the question is. You have my FULL honesty, but I DARE you to put this as your status and see what you get.

I'm cross-posting this on Facebook, where people are more bored. ;)

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